Independent Escort Joey Porter - Melbourne

I am a day person and love to lay naked and feel the sun on my skin—if you would like to play with the best version of me, consider booking me as a morning or afternoon indulgence. With that said, I understand not everyone can entertain this and am flexible to adaptable bookings to your needs—just ensure you please give me at least two hours notice before and confirm your 10% deposit to secure the booking. Etiquette Chivalry is not dead! I cannot resist a man in a suit… I understand that sometimes this may not be the most comfortable attire. Instead, I also appreciate a cleanly shaved & showered client + clipped nails. Life gets busy, so please give me at least 48 - 24 hours notice for bookings. Sometimes I may be available last minute, though, this is occasional and not always the norm. It takes time to look this good for you my dear!

Hello, I’m Joey Porter.

Honestly, it would be unfair to say that “what you see is what you get”—because in reality you get a lot more.

I’m a globetrotter and an international muse who can share a nightcap in more languages than one. Having travelled the world and been educated across continents, I consider myself a casual bookworm who likes to carry my travels with me—along with a few souvenirs of course.

I am an edgy, leggy (5’9), illegally blonde who is sharp but soft to the touch. Balancing being cute and highly-capable, I enjoy cooking, hosting, and fine-dining—all things which are immeasurably greater with good company. Outside of the dining room you’ll find me tucked away in the hidden corners of cafés whose names I already forget sipping long blacks and reading about Barbra Streisand—we all have our guilty pleasures, don’t we?

While I adore a good afternoon read, nothing is better than getting to open up new chapters with someone new. With my lovers I like to be both versatile and forward-thinking, speaking my mind but more often offering a tender listening ear. I am an outgoing soul who loves dressing up for an adventure together, but also indulge in intimate chats and catch-ups over coffee and candlelight.

I believe in this world you get what you put out—and for that I offer up, and expect in return: good manners, kindness, empathy, and an affinity for taking no bullsh*t—because, as Streisand says, “I can take any truth; just don’t lie to me”.

Although I can tell you all the wonders I like to explore in the bedroom, I’d rather share with—or if you’re interested, show you—in person. And while all that may be fun, I also want to hear about you; who you are, where you’ve come from, your dreams, and your desires.

I believe myself to be a weaver of fantasies, and I revel in the preparation of sexual encounters and celebrating the creation and exploration of each person’s unique desires; roleplay, kink, fantasies, and much more. I also graciously extend my invitation to couples and female clients.

I am a day person and love to lay naked and feel the sun on my skin—if you would like to play with the best version of me, consider booking me as a morning or afternoon indulgence. With that said, I understand not everyone can entertain this and am flexible to adaptable bookings to your needs—just ensure you please give me at least two hours notice before and confirm your 10% deposit to secure the booking.

In the end, there is so much more to me than words can describe and I believe the same of each new partner I encounter—so let’s talk and find a time to get to know each other (and what we desire) more.

Yours truly,
Joey xo

*Please note, I do have a series of delicate fine-line tattoos that, for my own privacy, have been removed from my photos included. While I indulge in satisfying desires, privacy and discreteness is of utmost importance to me—let’s leave who I am, and who I can become, for just us to explore.